[MXroute] Buy this before I sober up

Alright listen up. Sooner or later, everyone kills a hooker. Whether directly or indirectly. Hold on, that’s the wrong script. Oh yeah, here we go. Let me try again.

MXroute customers have been asking for more storage for a long time and aside from a 100GB promo back in 2018 (I think it was?) we just don’t do it. Well, I’m going to pretend to be drunk and offer 100GB storage again. So let’s do that. First, the offers:

  • Summer 2022
  • 100GB Storage
  • Unlimited Domains
  • Unlimited Emails
  • 300 outbound per hour (per email)
  • Annually: $65
  • Biennially: $120
  • Triennially: $150
  • Click here to order

You get a discount for how much time you prepay for, the best deal obviously being prepaying for 3 years. We’re looking to deadpool soon so need to get a 3 year promo out. These are very limited in number, these larger storage boxes are not the usual hardware deployment. Next up:

  • 25% off Small, Medium, Large, or Lifetime plans with promo code “SUMMER22” at checkout.

Now that I’ve posted the offers, let’s introduce MXroute to those that may not be familiar with it. MXroute is an email provider where customers bring their own domains. Our customers range from well funded startups to that guy in the corner over there trying to hack all of your cell phones while you read this, just to see if he can do it. We provide all of the universal standards you should expect: IMAP, SMTP, POP3. We have a DirectAdmin-based control panel and while it isn’t everything you’ve dreamed of for managing email it does a pretty damn good job, and it’s not really our selling point. We offer the finest webmail you’ve ever laid eyes upon called Crossbox, both for your browser and with native apps for both iOS and Android (Search Crossbox Cloud or MXroute in App/Play store). We also offer Roundcube, Snappy (better Rainloop fork), and Afterlogic as webmail choices. For those who love Card/CalDAV, Afterlogic makes it simple for you to have that on our service.

A brief FAQ:

Q: Can I switch my plan to this promo?
A: You can purchase a new promo and migrate your own data to it freely, but no action will be taken on our part to assist with the billing or migration when moving to a promo. It’s nothing personal, it’s just how we sustain promotions by relying on our automated systems, and promos are often entirely based on newly provisioned servers.

Q: Can I really add UNLIMITED domains?
A: Ok real talk. If you add so many domains that it breaks a server, we have no choice but to consider that “Server Abuse” by our Terms of Service. I don’t know what that number is, but if you have to randomly generate the domain names and push them over the API to add them all by end of year then yeah that’s probably the number. Since 2013 we’ve had 2 customers find out what that number was for them, and I don’t think you’re statistically likely to find yourself in their company. We’re not going to be dicks about it btw, we fully refunded those 2 customers.

Q: What kind of services don’t you allow?
A: Good question. Leak forums (forum where people shared leaked password databases), adult forums (you know, porn), anyone who has to send hundreds of emails at a time to qq.com (I don’t even know), deceptive use of third party services through us (ex. randomly generating email accounts to sign up for 5,000 Steam accounts), forward-only service for a massive number of domains (11.8k domains under one account was the number that broke it and added that to policy).

Q: What is your refund policy?
A: Pitchforks. Please don’t sign up if you think you might want a refund. I’d rather lose the potential sale. I really don’t care if it’s unfriendly, it’s the only way to stop people from forcing me to offer “Free trials” and eating the overhead that they generate. That overhead bleeds into our actual client’s services if I let it, and I will violently refuse to raise prices on my customers.

Q: Where are your servers located?
A: For this offer you will be provisioned in OVH Canada. For other services, you’ll either be in Hetzner or ReliableSite.

Q: Can we choose custom locations?
A: Afraid not.

Q: What is “hostname” on the order form?
A: That’s the initial domain you are signing up with. I need a domain to provision the account. You aren’t married to it, you can rename the domain later or replace it with another.